Friday, October 27, 2006
Level 2z asked to pay extra!
The level 2z have been asked to pay an extra 100, for the signing of the forms at the courts. "We do not know why he asked us to give 100 in the first place and another 100 after some weeks. May be he wants to gain and use the money as pocket money for his girlfriend.
Yes I think this man is used to such kinds of practices, in the first place he acted as a matron and gave his girlfriend a room, now he is taking to us as a lawyer who is to sign. Why is he becoming a "confusionist?" , I think he will lose this time no matter what. He can not always be saying,"I did this-that, I am doing this-that", is he along in MUSU or may be he is MUSU. We do not know anyway",cry out level 2.
Do yu think you can win all on this campus by playing out such kinds of lies?
Yes I think this man is used to such kinds of practices, in the first place he acted as a matron and gave his girlfriend a room, now he is taking to us as a lawyer who is to sign. Why is he becoming a "confusionist?" , I think he will lose this time no matter what. He can not always be saying,"I did this-that, I am doing this-that", is he along in MUSU or may be he is MUSU. We do not know anyway",cry out level 2.
Do yu think you can win all on this campus by playing out such kinds of lies?
Ma-hopu amudyera ku Resthouse ku Lilongwe
During the MULISA trip to Lilongwe, the girl,yes the one that looks like the most ugly girl on the campus though thinking that she is very beautiful that she sleeped with Ma-hopu at the resthouse where they spent a night in Lilongwe.
May be this is the guy she found on Internet when she advertised herself saying that she was looking for a man to marry her if that man does not care loving someone that is on ARVz.
I think this girl can not mention who her man-friend is because she has lots of men-friends on this earth, may be even on other planets like "Maz" and the like. I was wondering why anthu a golira samamuyendera, may be its beacuse they are young for her. May be she loves zikuluzikulu osati zing'onozing'ono ngati ya a tcheya-yelo!
If you tell her that you will come to her room, she will only say "Bwera ngati ukufuna tipite ambiri"
May be this is the guy she found on Internet when she advertised herself saying that she was looking for a man to marry her if that man does not care loving someone that is on ARVz.
I think this girl can not mention who her man-friend is because she has lots of men-friends on this earth, may be even on other planets like "Maz" and the like. I was wondering why anthu a golira samamuyendera, may be its beacuse they are young for her. May be she loves zikuluzikulu osati zing'onozing'ono ngati ya a tcheya-yelo!
If you tell her that you will come to her room, she will only say "Bwera ngati ukufuna tipite ambiri"
Sad News to SDA Members
"Good beginning, bad ending of this day to all SDA members". This is coz their trip to Bunda College ya za Ulimi has been blocked by the VC's demand for K110,000.
These guys have been preparing for this trip mwinanso for the whole of this week, only to be cancelled out by the bigman himself after some stupid pieces of advise from his woman and his girlova may be.
Ena mwa mamembawa amakonzekera zokumana ndi matchiki awo, koma awotcha basi. Azikazi awo a kubundawo agona opanda ma panti kukonzekera ntchito ndi ma guy a ku Mzuni koma nawonso awotcha basi. Tizibwezi tawoto tagona to nkhanyula-nkhanyulatu, ndangomva poti "zikachitika mumvera kwa ife".
Kodi VeeCeeyo watani? Mwina poti ka chibwenzikake kaja ndika mpingo wina. Koma kamwana kamenekaja kamafuna chani kwa mdala ngati uja? "Maonekedwe apusisaeti!, kakungomupusisisatu wa forestry uja! Ine ndimadabwa kuti kamakonda kuvala mwa chizimayi, kamafuna kupikisana ndi mrs veecee eti!" Mwinaso sikanawinetu nthawi ijatu!
These guys have been preparing for this trip mwinanso for the whole of this week, only to be cancelled out by the bigman himself after some stupid pieces of advise from his woman and his girlova may be.
Ena mwa mamembawa amakonzekera zokumana ndi matchiki awo, koma awotcha basi. Azikazi awo a kubundawo agona opanda ma panti kukonzekera ntchito ndi ma guy a ku Mzuni koma nawonso awotcha basi. Tizibwezi tawoto tagona to nkhanyula-nkhanyulatu, ndangomva poti "zikachitika mumvera kwa ife".
Kodi VeeCeeyo watani? Mwina poti ka chibwenzikake kaja ndika mpingo wina. Koma kamwana kamenekaja kamafuna chani kwa mdala ngati uja? "Maonekedwe apusisaeti!, kakungomupusisisatu wa forestry uja! Ine ndimadabwa kuti kamakonda kuvala mwa chizimayi, kamafuna kupikisana ndi mrs veecee eti!" Mwinaso sikanawinetu nthawi ijatu!
Monday, October 23, 2006
Mchewa avuta ku Nkhata
People have sent me a message saying that mkuluyo anavutitsa kwambiri atapita ku Nkhatabay. Adavutaso mudutsa muyetso ku Rumphi, nay be because he remebered his old wine in rumphi.In Nkhatabay he was assisted by the man from the holi KolANI of Mowa also called Josai, in terms of entertainment. A josai anazikozera m'basi mpana kuiwala ndodo!
Anyway if all people were drunking the way Mchewa and Josai do, then beer would not be allowed in this Nyasaland, May be it helps him in advancing as the new Mlembo anyway.
Anthu akuti Mchewa amakonda kuyimba nyimbo ija yoti "Satana machende ako chifukwa wandidanitsa ndi Yesu!"
If the guy had mahopu, onse anafreezer kale.
Yalo is taking over Mzuni
This was the high voice of a yalo when comming from Nkhatabay on satdy. He claimed that nobody could beat him, even a slap but to the people's surprise he was beaten right inside the bus that same evening.
"Sungandimenye and yalo is taking over Mzuni before that sun rise tomorrow! Pwa! Pwa! Ukuti chani iwe? Pwa! Pwa!
", This was the sound of mbama given to him by the L2 student. Yes that tall man full of Nkhanza! He really looks like a sudden beast!
"I promise to buy you fanta, spot beating me okey! After all ndine mwana! I am just 13. Please stop beating me but Yalo is taking over Mzuni now. Please koma guyz tisalembane me nyuzi!", he went further saying,"the VC will know this before the sun rise tomorrow, Yalo is taking over Mzuni whether you like it or not!!"
Anyway if all people were drunking the way Mchewa and Josai do, then beer would not be allowed in this Nyasaland, May be it helps him in advancing as the new Mlembo anyway.
Anthu akuti Mchewa amakonda kuyimba nyimbo ija yoti "Satana machende ako chifukwa wandidanitsa ndi Yesu!"
If the guy had mahopu, onse anafreezer kale.
Yalo is taking over Mzuni
This was the high voice of a yalo when comming from Nkhatabay on satdy. He claimed that nobody could beat him, even a slap but to the people's surprise he was beaten right inside the bus that same evening.
"Sungandimenye and yalo is taking over Mzuni before that sun rise tomorrow! Pwa! Pwa! Ukuti chani iwe? Pwa! Pwa!
", This was the sound of mbama given to him by the L2 student. Yes that tall man full of Nkhanza! He really looks like a sudden beast!
"I promise to buy you fanta, spot beating me okey! After all ndine mwana! I am just 13. Please stop beating me but Yalo is taking over Mzuni now. Please koma guyz tisalembane me nyuzi!", he went further saying,"the VC will know this before the sun rise tomorrow, Yalo is taking over Mzuni whether you like it or not!!"
Big mama asiya guy
Afana ana aja anabona chifukwa cha Tchiki ija yonenepayi anasoma his big mama told him that it is over. "My friend I sleep and my the spirits told me that I should no longer be in love with you because you are just looking for my fruit. I mean the fruit that is in the middle of the garden.
From now on, my boyfriend will be CAPso and Navigetaz. If you want to, continue taking beer and making noise in the coridors. The noise you stopped making coz of me. I know that you were thinking of leaving me after eating my fruit, ndiyeno yendera yako wamva!", claimed the Big mama!
cheya: Kondi Big mama unakusiyiranji?
Frustrated Boy: "Sanandisiye, ndinamusiya chifukwa anthu ankandiseka kwambiri kuti ndina gwira fate fate you know!
After all she can not perform in bed in you! She lied to me that she is a teenager yet she is above menstruating age", May be she will find one in Capso!
From now on, my boyfriend will be CAPso and Navigetaz. If you want to, continue taking beer and making noise in the coridors. The noise you stopped making coz of me. I know that you were thinking of leaving me after eating my fruit, ndiyeno yendera yako wamva!", claimed the Big mama!
cheya: Kondi Big mama unakusiyiranji?
Frustrated Boy: "Sanandisiye, ndinamusiya chifukwa anthu ankandiseka kwambiri kuti ndina gwira fate fate you know!
After all she can not perform in bed in you! She lied to me that she is a teenager yet she is above menstruating age", May be she will find one in Capso!
Friday, October 20, 2006
Mzuni Web
It seemes yasanduka ya campani kapena campaign or yabanja. Nkhope za mahopu anu zikupezeka bwaji apa? Are they the most beautiful among Arts and Nurses. I do not think so dear.
We want him out
The 18 rocks have demanded an immediate removal of the director of makina, he is failing to give good prices.
Akulepheraso kugula malo!
Akulepheraso kugula malo!
MUSU-In danger
You risk losing some members if they continue behaving like Gods. I mean the director of ufa with the most ugly namwino.
He feel on top of the world yet the food runs out before time in his claimed office.
"Isa, ndiri ndi mkazitu ine! Ndiokongoloa!
You risk impeachment now!
He feel on top of the world yet the food runs out before time in his claimed office.
"Isa, ndiri ndi mkazitu ine! Ndiokongoloa!
You risk impeachment now!
Statistic
Stat yonetsa kuti:
Chiwewere cha pa weekend total ndi
Ku Kandaha 12
LA 15
Cosovo 10
Namiwawa 18
Mahausi 12
Chiwewere cha pa weekend total ndi
Ku Kandaha 12
LA 15
Cosovo 10
Namiwawa 18
Mahausi 12
"Yalo!"
Number of yalos increased.
The number of the yalos, ogwidwa ndi anthu a ku adnin has increase recently after that girl whose has justed ended the affair with that guy implicated in the A-drives has gwidwad to one of the Adminz. The girls guy fainted when the girl told him that the affair is over. Mwina Tchikiyi ndiyokonda ndalama! Mwina amakonda zinthu zoononga moyo wake! Uzamukumbukiratu, oho!
The number of the yalos, ogwidwa ndi anthu a ku adnin has increase recently after that girl whose has justed ended the affair with that guy implicated in the A-drives has gwidwad to one of the Adminz. The girls guy fainted when the girl told him that the affair is over. Mwina Tchikiyi ndiyokonda ndalama! Mwina amakonda zinthu zoononga moyo wake! Uzamukumbukiratu, oho!
You people in the admin, mukufuna kuti Ache a akugule kuti malo? Please musationongere mayalowa, they are still fresh just as we are. Let fresh blood deal with each other, mwina munavulala kale!
The Adinisitileta, thinks that this yalo must be stupid. I think she does not think of herself. May be she is already destroyed as well.
You may take it or not, I do not mind whether you take it or not.
"Yalo!"
Number of yalos increased.
The number of the yalos, ogwidwa ndi anthu a ku adnin has increase recently after that girl whose has justed ended the affair with that guy implicated in the A-drives has gwidwad to one of the Adminz. The girls guy fainted when the girl told him that the affair is over. Mwina Tchikiyi ndiyokonda ndalama! Mwina amakonda zinthu zoononga moyo wake! Uzamukumbukiratu, oho!
The number of the yalos, ogwidwa ndi anthu a ku adnin has increase recently after that girl whose has justed ended the affair with that guy implicated in the A-drives has gwidwad to one of the Adminz. The girls guy fainted when the girl told him that the affair is over. Mwina Tchikiyi ndiyokonda ndalama! Mwina amakonda zinthu zoononga moyo wake! Uzamukumbukiratu, oho!
You people in the admin, mukufuna kuti Ache a akugule kuti malo? Please musationongere mayalowa, they are still fresh just as we are. Let fresh blood deal with each other, mwina munavulala kale!
The Adinisitileta, thinks that this yalo must be stupid. I think she does not think of herself. May be she is already destroyed as well.
You may take it or not, I do not mind whether you take it or not.
Monday, October 16, 2006
Amuna "Weetho"!
The fighter so called Weethawee is at large now after the boss of students in the name of the philo is looking for him. He has destroyed his friends radio like anything he could step over. we do not know if he is in the custody or not!
Amuneyo wapenga!, ena akuti amuona ku nthochi pamene ana akuti he has turned into a wild beast. Which is which? Is this the way we are going to react to fellow beings? I do not know anyway! May be he though he is at a military school.
Roja! roj! this was the cry of one of the officer when weethawee vungumuzeed a chibakera at him and even those around him like afana Pi-ke. Blood was all over the place like a drain of soup!
Amuneyo wapenga!, ena akuti amuona ku nthochi pamene ana akuti he has turned into a wild beast. Which is which? Is this the way we are going to react to fellow beings? I do not know anyway! May be he though he is at a military school.
Roja! roj! this was the cry of one of the officer when weethawee vungumuzeed a chibakera at him and even those around him like afana Pi-ke. Blood was all over the place like a drain of soup!
Mahure
Is it an abuse of office or not to call girls of Mzuni "Mahure" or not. Any way you may send your comments to the administrator though he does not need them.
It is sad to learn that the tack-spopper said that asikana-amene timahoperawa ndi mahure. Nobody knows why? Anyway it might be that anumukana kapena anamulola mwa ize!
In reaction to this the girls are very angry with his words, which they have come to know through the short guy so called the Director of Public Anouncements and his crew. Mkuluyu akukhala mwa mantha pakaripano pozindikira kuti wanyoza mahopu a afan "weethawee"!, amuna a zigogodo!
It is sad to learn that the tack-spopper said that asikana-amene timahoperawa ndi mahure. Nobody knows why? Anyway it might be that anumukana kapena anamulola mwa ize!
In reaction to this the girls are very angry with his words, which they have come to know through the short guy so called the Director of Public Anouncements and his crew. Mkuluyu akukhala mwa mantha pakaripano pozindikira kuti wanyoza mahopu a afan "weethawee"!, amuna a zigogodo!
