Tuesday, July 18, 2006
THEIR BEEF IS HISTORICAL
When I first read of the scandal involving the second in-command in MUSU in the Mzuni Post, a single question kept on confusing me: why can the minister undress his own boss in broad day light? Some of you may say aaah zimachitika izi! But have you ever heard of the whole Kaliati undressing Bingu before the eyes of Malawians, that is if at all it happens away from our eyes and ears. Na in Malawian or African politics nzovuta kuchitika. Unless it was BBC versus Blair, VOA against Bush or Canal versus Chirac. Those of you who are not conservatives in such issues like me, you wont side with me until you hear this:
The mkangano between them is long standing. I hear they have been fighting for similar ‘dokos’ for along time. More than Thrice they have collided at mahouse . The latest being over this off-campus lady (am yet to see her) who has made news headlines recently. It was one afternoon, as the minister was escorting the fortunate lady to her home when they met the am the government guy just outside the varsity gate akuchokera ku town I presuppose. This only made things worse as each of them had already heard of the other’s advancements.
I do not know what happens when they meet in the corridors, ayi koma ku ma cabinet meetings. Look out for the next edition of Mzuni Post, the minister should be planning good things to hit the boss; za life is mu L. F. ndiye sindinganene.
But all in all, we need to applaud the minister for having made everything public. Imeneyo ndiye ntchito yako. You would make a good Minister of Information, at least to change our budding African democracy for the better.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
· The am the goverment guy told aja anaba ma F-Drive the same phrase?
· a certain yearo is on record to have heard the vice mention ‘am the government remember’ about 10 times on different instances?
· Ma guy a kuba aja anakagwada kwa a VC atawathamangitsa mmayeso? Wakupusisani am the government!
· Some good intentioned fellows were agitating for the impeachment of the whole union had it gone ahead with its fight to persuade Administration to lessen the punishment given to akubawa?
· The HAMAS Crew has a personal file of each student that once you provoke it your dark side is likely to make hidelines?
· A certain yearo generic girl (wa dread la malines aakulu) has been unanimously voted to be the most unstable girl of the month (her CV: one-night stand ndi mnyamata uja ankamnamizira kuti amlemba za mzunigossip; kambirimbiri ndi mnyamata wa átoti’; dzanali ndi….panopa ndi….)
· Anyamata a energy akungowapusitsa ma sophomores wa?
· The guy who knocked at a staff’s house was the one who made funny acts in the cubicle in the Hall during the political debates for MUSU elections?
The mkangano between them is long standing. I hear they have been fighting for similar ‘dokos’ for along time. More than Thrice they have collided at mahouse . The latest being over this off-campus lady (am yet to see her) who has made news headlines recently. It was one afternoon, as the minister was escorting the fortunate lady to her home when they met the am the government guy just outside the varsity gate akuchokera ku town I presuppose. This only made things worse as each of them had already heard of the other’s advancements.
I do not know what happens when they meet in the corridors, ayi koma ku ma cabinet meetings. Look out for the next edition of Mzuni Post, the minister should be planning good things to hit the boss; za life is mu L. F. ndiye sindinganene.
But all in all, we need to applaud the minister for having made everything public. Imeneyo ndiye ntchito yako. You would make a good Minister of Information, at least to change our budding African democracy for the better.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
· The am the goverment guy told aja anaba ma F-Drive the same phrase?
· a certain yearo is on record to have heard the vice mention ‘am the government remember’ about 10 times on different instances?
· Ma guy a kuba aja anakagwada kwa a VC atawathamangitsa mmayeso? Wakupusisani am the government!
· Some good intentioned fellows were agitating for the impeachment of the whole union had it gone ahead with its fight to persuade Administration to lessen the punishment given to akubawa?
· The HAMAS Crew has a personal file of each student that once you provoke it your dark side is likely to make hidelines?
· A certain yearo generic girl (wa dread la malines aakulu) has been unanimously voted to be the most unstable girl of the month (her CV: one-night stand ndi mnyamata uja ankamnamizira kuti amlemba za mzunigossip; kambirimbiri ndi mnyamata wa átoti’; dzanali ndi….panopa ndi….)
· Anyamata a energy akungowapusitsa ma sophomores wa?
· The guy who knocked at a staff’s house was the one who made funny acts in the cubicle in the Hall during the political debates for MUSU elections?
