Monday, July 31, 2006
ON THE NOW-FAMOUS ROJA!!!!
Some things, believe me or not ladies and gentlemen, must not be true. What has prompted mzunigossip to say this is something that you will not believe. I have now come to believe what a certain intellectual right here on campus said that if at all the world would suddenly come to an end, then mzunigossip would be among those first websites to report it. Ladies and gentlemen, we have just uncovered a story, which you will not believe.
Remember the roja who is making headlines here this week?? It has been reported that ,in his defense, he is confidently saying that the lady who was claiming rape was in fact his lover . Can you believe that?? Search us. Atsikanawa sanabwele bwino ayi munamvapo kuti panopo kuti roja akuvaitsa intellectual?? Zabwela zimenezo ndi a chaka chino( ngati ma claim a roja wo ali oona) It is alleged that the roja went on to claim that they had been doing the Eden sin for quite a number of times now. If the claims are true, we shud brace ourselves for more surprises I’m telling you!! Komabe, penapake ife timadabwa kuti kodi pa anthu onsewa, why oh! Why roja??
Kodi kunena kwake pamenepa tinene kuti rojayu amatsata wa saizi yake?? Musaiwale kuti paja nayenso ndi munthutu!! Amafuna azikumbusiza mkazi wake at home. Usiku kutalika abale!!
Tsoka muli ndi ma hope ku ma house !! muziona, simunakule ayi. Komanso, one of our editors is said to have overhead the officer hanling the case speaking to the complainant. Can you believe one of the snatches that he overhead?? Mhhh….. me too….Mhhhhh. What is that supposed to mean??? Let us just believe that the preceding word was not “I love you’. Anyway, the issue is being discussed somewhere, let us not say much.Komabe, simukuona kuti they are matching??( food for thought)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is not mere gossip, zikuchitikadi izi ndipo mzunigossip ikulonjeza kukumasulirani zenizeni. We have correspondents and super-spies everywhere on campus and even outside. Don’t think you are away from our probing eyes even outside campus.
