Friday, July 07, 2006
COMPUTER ACCESSORIES THIEF FACES JUSTICE
The justice-loving finale community recently administered baptism of physical justice on the computer accessories thief, hereinafter mbava. The mbava came face-to-face with the finales’ wrath when he traded on their corns.
One possible question bothering your mind right now would be; “ What did he do that wrecked havoc with the finales’ temper?” Well here’s what happened.
The mbava had been drinking, possibly after robbing somebody of yet another electronic gadget – sunganeneretu, once a thief always one. After taking one too many the aftermaths of the drink began to unfold; he began developing verbal diarrhea, kutchola dansi yovuta to the tune of Oliver Mtukudzi certainly reminding him of Miss “Comrade”- Mugabe for shizz.
Next, he began seeing everyone around him looking synonymous to some little pieces of nothing that he let go of an important rule in the etiquette of drinking – “thou shall weigh your words lest blows will break loose”.
Next! he broke into chronic verbal diarrhea uttering the f-words uncontrollably at the finales…”F**k you finale, f**k you miserable apologies of finales!!”
And next!! The finales reaction…wow!!!!! Kumenyatu ngati akumenya wakuba, oops! I forgot that he’s already one…
One possible question bothering your mind right now would be; “ What did he do that wrecked havoc with the finales’ temper?” Well here’s what happened.
The mbava had been drinking, possibly after robbing somebody of yet another electronic gadget – sunganeneretu, once a thief always one. After taking one too many the aftermaths of the drink began to unfold; he began developing verbal diarrhea, kutchola dansi yovuta to the tune of Oliver Mtukudzi certainly reminding him of Miss “Comrade”- Mugabe for shizz.
Next, he began seeing everyone around him looking synonymous to some little pieces of nothing that he let go of an important rule in the etiquette of drinking – “thou shall weigh your words lest blows will break loose”.
Next! he broke into chronic verbal diarrhea uttering the f-words uncontrollably at the finales…”F**k you finale, f**k you miserable apologies of finales!!”
And next!! The finales reaction…wow!!!!! Kumenyatu ngati akumenya wakuba, oops! I forgot that he’s already one…
