MZUNI GOSSIP

A lot happened late last week and early this week. You talk of girls changing boyfriends, boys getting the boot and Yos involved in a stealing scandal.

We are neither interested in how the theft took place nor how they got caught. We are interested in why the theft took place.

We interviewed a good number of people and their views are given below, we have just added condiments to make them palatable!

Zeze 4

Zeze 4 is a well known gangster who is not only good at swearing but also smoking chamba, solving maths (he was on the Dean's list in his maiden semester at this geli) and not taking the pledge.

He was hanging out with Miss Mugabe last semester until the girl started started asking him to become a born-again christian.

He usually tiwas (plaits) his hair and sometimes wears blue sneakers.

One wonders if he is gonna go ku Finland.

Zeze 5

He is an out and out YO. He spits ( Zeze 4 spits as well) and there is nothing more we can write about him. We cant talk about his looks without this thing getting personal so we will be silent on that.

I!i!i!i! ndinayiwala, he was chasing some bespectacled girl wa ku ma house. Ha ha ha ha tsiku lina lake anamva kuti tchikiyo inali ndi mani ina yake koma inu, nyamata analikumba liwiro di di di kuthamanga kukaona kuti chimachititka ndi chani.

Zeze 6

He is good looking, as far as the trio is concerned and lost in the musu elections held was it last month? Not much is known about him but he has always appeared to me someone who wouldn't master mind a stealing scheme.

Views

1. They wanted money so they could always be in the commonz like atcheya.

2. They were under pressure from their fellow suitors who were seen walking into the rooms of their ma hope carrying ma jumbo odzadza ndi katundu.

3. They were under intense pressure from fellow Yos who, after tima 10 grand, bought new mbota and were threatening to take over their dynasty .

4. They had seen Mzuni's biggest Yo (nyamata wa flag) wearing new shoes (puma), a new wrist watch (rolex), a new boot (hilfiger), a new pair of jeans (Gucci) ,a new kangol (Sean John) and a new T-shirt (Man U, AIG).

5. It was becoming increasingly difficult to maitain their status as giant killers or big-lady screwers. These things need money!

6. They wanted to organise a talent show. Bull!

7. They wanted to organise a basketball tournament . S-H-I-T!

8. They wanted to reap fruits of their sweat. They were at the center of the sit-in. This is not true!

YOU WILL GET OWNED, FAKE NIGGAZ!