Tuesday, June 27, 2006
He is a herbster!
Folks,
Some things happen not because they were meant to be mn mn but because someone forced them to . It is commonly said that whatever happens today was planned by God? Well so God lets people have herbs so that some guy can sleep with 10 girls in one semester?
One wonders why this guy has become a hot seller like hot cakes'tu. Whereever you go (girl's room) he is there, whenever you call; he answers the phone, whatever you do; he knows what you've planned, however hard you try to duck from his way; he always finds out!
This junior is hot and girls are loving him. The junior in question is so hot dudes are planning to ask him to slow down. You can imagine kuti, you spot a girl and decides to visit her he is there.' Ok!' You say and spot another girl. When you pay this other girl a visit the same guy is there. iiiiiii abale this guy is fast becoming ubiquitious material.
Kuli edzi! Kuli edzi! Kuli edzi edzi e!e!e! Kuli edzi samala mayendedwe!
You know how good we are at doing what we do. We launched an investigation to find out how and why the guy from napolo land has become this big in the kugonana business.
Akulu, akulu. You will remember that ,back in the days, napolo land was famous for its witch doctors who could remove one's private parts for display on one's forehead. This guy visited one of them! He's using ntera! Ndi wa mankhwala! Ali ndi zithumwa! Ali ndi mphinjiri! Amamwa nkhondo ku bedi to satisfy his 'victims'!
Girls! you've been warned so stay out of his way as he has already bedded 1o girls this semester.
