Monday, May 22, 2006
Rule number one: Thou shall nottrade blows with your girlfriend!
Folks, listen to us! We want you to lend us your ears. We want you to listen and please listen good!
We had wanted to keep this website out of 'personal' issues but hey some of these things just cant go without attracting a comment from us, the observant souls!
We begin by reporting that over the weekend several things came to the attention of the administrator;
1. You may recall the guys who were involved in the 'LEAN ON ME' saga. Well, they were at it again at the weekend! It is said that the two picked up a quarrel and they shouted obsenities at one another before exchanging blows. Guys it was hot! Right now the guy cant lose his cap coz he has a cut mmutu! Man! How did it happen? Well, stay tuned!
2. Remember the banana-haired yearo? Well, she aint spotting that hair style anymore. Do you wonna know whats up with her? Well, we will keep you posted. There is a guy who is fat-faced and has chick in third year. He has a f*k mate in year folo and has, for four weeks, been in the company of the banana-haired yearo. Well, you wont be seeing them together. Why? I can hear you asking. Well, it is because when the guy went there for a night in the chick's bed he um eh um a a ah em wasted the sheets of the girl! Wasted? What does that mean? Well, it is a polite way of saying he peed in the sheets of the girl! Anakodzebwa pa bedi pa mkazi! When time came for him to leave she said, and I quote, "Thanx for everything but dont ever come here again. Never talk to me again, you are a disgrace to the men-folk". Does this explain why the guy's chick was in the common room on saturday drinking like fish? I hear the guy was telling his friends that he has three f**k mates at this institution, should we say that he and ex are back in the bonking business? Who said there is no smoke without fire?
3. Koma akulu akulu tiyeni tichepetse ukali? How can a dude leave his girl, a tall-mother-of- one, and spend the night in some yearos room. What was chick doing? She was in bed with the owner of ***** disco. You know him, right?
But guys let us remember that having multiple partners increases the 'chances' of contracting the virus. Aids has no cure. Let us abstain or atleast use condoms (even if they are not 100% ***) .
Bye for now!
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Mr administrator, or what eva you call urself! for several times pple have been telling you to stay away from personal issues, iweyo 4 example u r rumored to be going out with a kid (ka yearo) who is fit to be your own daughter. just imagine, when you were 15 years, that girl was not yet born, let alone her mum wasnt yet pregnant with her. Just know that ur day is near, ubandulidwa and ur website tiyitseketsa, just know that it is possible.
Listen oldman, ur a savage thats why ukumalimbana ndi ana, we are not ur mates. ur friends are long gone leading decent lives. Fuck u 4 that.
Iweyo ndiwe kape, machende ako uli ndiphwala lokuphwa that's why u keep on gossiping things that are not of ur concern. TATOPA NAWE, PLIZ LEAVE THE CAMPUS. IT IS A PLACE FOR INTELECTUALS NOT FOOLS & FUCKERS LIKE U.
Remember we found u in 2003, unali kape & remember the way ur girlfriend treated u, ankatenga mimba za anthu ena uli pompano who talked abt it? Publish this comment today, dont edit anything coz we no you are the one doing this. Once again MACHENDE AKO, in short MAPWALA AKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen oldman, ur a savage thats why ukumalimbana ndi ana, we are not ur mates. ur friends are long gone leading decent lives. Fuck u 4 that.
Iweyo ndiwe kape, machende ako uli ndiphwala lokuphwa that's why u keep on gossiping things that are not of ur concern. TATOPA NAWE, PLIZ LEAVE THE CAMPUS. IT IS A PLACE FOR INTELECTUALS NOT FOOLS & FUCKERS LIKE U.
Remember we found u in 2003, unali kape & remember the way ur girlfriend treated u, ankatenga mimba za anthu ena uli pompano who talked abt it? Publish this comment today, dont edit anything coz we no you are the one doing this. Once again MACHENDE AKO, in short MAPWALA AKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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: 23 May, 2006
: 23 May, 2006
Each time I read this site, namafuleya is always there.what is so special about him. I
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: 09 June, 2006
Each time I read this site, namafuleya is always there.what is so special about him. I
# posted by : 09 June, 2006
: 09 June, 2006
Each time I read this site, namafuleya is always there.what is so special about him. I
# posted by : 09 June, 2006
: 09 June, 2006
I N I AS A SYMPATHISER OF THE RASTA WHOM YOU CALL NAMAFULEYA WISH TO ASK THE ADMINISTRATORS TO USE A LANGUAGE WHICH IS GOOD TO THE RASTA COMMUNITY. WE WILL NOT HARM YOU BECAUSE YOU BELONG TO THE WICKED BABYLON WHICH IS FALLING DOWN WHILE THE RASTA IS ON TOP OF MT ZION. WE WILL LIVE IN PEACE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
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