MZUNI GOSSIP

That Namafuleya doesnt like dancing is a fact that can not be contraverted. That he does not know how to dance is something that I dont know. I dont care whether or not he knows how to dance. But one thing will, for sure, remain unchallenged! He was nowhere near his erstwhile (the talkative and hairy thing!) the day we had a disco in the main hall.

Five weeks ago there was a disco in the hall and the girl in question danced the night away with her ex's best friend. We aint surprised that the two people are still friends but it appears that things have taken a new turn.

Listen to this;

Namafuleya broke up with his hairy girlfriend last year and all his friends knew about it. Now, this semester Namafuleya and his ex almost made up but was advised against it by one of his friends. You know the guys who occupy the hostel that is to the right as we are going to LA!

Be reminded that Namafuleya is the guy in 'And he said ndinamugona ka 8...' story.

We have been made to believe that the hairy girl is now going out with Namafuleya's best friend. Infact, she is going out with the guy who blocked her re-union with Namafuleya! And they have made love love more than a mere 8 times!

When Namafuleya learned about the deception he did not hesitate to confront his best friend;

'E ee sh amwene do you recognise the faces in the picture?' Namafuleya asked.

'The one standing is me, and the other guy is em u um umn you!' the unfaithful friend answered.

'But you were a good friend, you were like my brother. How can you do such a thing to me ee?' Namafuleya demanded.

Advice: Never trust your friend too much (as to tell him how wicked your girl is, in bed) for if you break up with your girl he might be the new suitor!

So what did Namafuleya do? He decided to try his luck ku kosovo. The girl? Well the karonga girl who is vayi-ng for a post in MUSU. Inu ujayi woonda, wakuda uja.

Answer? I iiiiiii ndiye ndaphwekatu ndi inu nomwe kundifuna?

Fornication is a sin!