Wednesday, May 03, 2006
It was a sexual weekend!
We had cash.We had cheddah. We had mbo, mbo, I mean mbongo. We had starch. We had dough. In all, we were loaded.
But were we loaded with condoms? Did we use them?
We would rather call the social weekend we have just had a sexual weekend due to the numerous sexual encounters that people had on that day (saturday). That the disco was one of the hottest in years is a fact that only a nerd can contravert.
The disco not only marked the return of DJ Flexafoam it also initiated yearos into the kugonana business. I tell you not less than 3 yearos had sex with continuing students and more than seven contis had sex among themselves (we talking 14 people) this might look like an exaggeration but why dont you sit tight as I tune you with all the details.
1. Remember the guy who infected his girlfriend with some curable STI? He slept with that banana-haired yearo. Only if she knew!
2. The ex-... of musu spent the night with two not unattractive ladies in his room. Did he bonk them all? I dont know.
3. Remember the ex-girlfriend of namafuleya? She had sex with namafuleya's best friend right in the hall.
4. The masitazi guy was seen leaving the hall with "the receptionist".
5. Two yearos were caught making love panja pa library. Prof. Uta should consider planting CCtv even outside the library to see what happens outside his beloved titanic.
6. Do you the good looking guys? They have a crew and you know what they do right?dThey drink together! Three of them slept with fellow contis while one of them talked a yearo into sleeping with him everything was tight until she left for the loo where she was warned off the libidinous yearo molester.
7. A finale (girl) anagonana ndi yearo. Talk of mwana wa n'gombe kukula ndi chikoti!
Watch this space for more.
But were we loaded with condoms? Did we use them?
We would rather call the social weekend we have just had a sexual weekend due to the numerous sexual encounters that people had on that day (saturday). That the disco was one of the hottest in years is a fact that only a nerd can contravert.
The disco not only marked the return of DJ Flexafoam it also initiated yearos into the kugonana business. I tell you not less than 3 yearos had sex with continuing students and more than seven contis had sex among themselves (we talking 14 people) this might look like an exaggeration but why dont you sit tight as I tune you with all the details.
1. Remember the guy who infected his girlfriend with some curable STI? He slept with that banana-haired yearo. Only if she knew!
2. The ex-... of musu spent the night with two not unattractive ladies in his room. Did he bonk them all? I dont know.
3. Remember the ex-girlfriend of namafuleya? She had sex with namafuleya's best friend right in the hall.
4. The masitazi guy was seen leaving the hall with "the receptionist".
5. Two yearos were caught making love panja pa library. Prof. Uta should consider planting CCtv even outside the library to see what happens outside his beloved titanic.
6. Do you the good looking guys? They have a crew and you know what they do right?dThey drink together! Three of them slept with fellow contis while one of them talked a yearo into sleeping with him everything was tight until she left for the loo where she was warned off the libidinous yearo molester.
7. A finale (girl) anagonana ndi yearo. Talk of mwana wa n'gombe kukula ndi chikoti!
Watch this space for more.
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why cant mr magamba just come into the open and tell us he is posting these stories on the internet. am afraid some of these stories can create tension among students. especially considering the website is run by a person who is not a student of this university, completed his masters a long time ago and ...
# posted by 
: 04 May, 2006
: 04 May, 2006
I am the guy who has been targeted in the previous comment and I feel that the author, whoever they are, insulted me by alleging that;
1. I am the administrator of this so-called Mzuni gossip.
2. I, to quote him " completed my masters a long time ago".
What the author should know is that, I am still a student of this university and that I am in one way or the other running an errand on behalf of the university. The author may wish to know that I was a moderator during the just ended SSTIP and still have work to do pertaining to the aforementioned programme. So even if I had finished " a long time ago" I would have been roaming the corridors of Mzuni so that we clear everything and then I take my leave.
The author, who ever they are, should come out in the open meet me and I will tell them exactly what I have written here.
I am a gentleman, someone who shook hands with Bakili Muluzi and awaiting to shake the hands of Bingu come December.
At 26 not many of us, not even the author's father, had a masters! What the author should do is, count the number of papers they have presented at international conferences while at Mzuni. Call me if you can. You can get my number from that friend of yours.
Lets just post our comments on mzunigossip without targeting other people or mentioning their names.
Tell you what, once i know who you are, and I will find who you are, We will settle this matter amicably.
Thank you.
1. I am the administrator of this so-called Mzuni gossip.
2. I, to quote him " completed my masters a long time ago".
What the author should know is that, I am still a student of this university and that I am in one way or the other running an errand on behalf of the university. The author may wish to know that I was a moderator during the just ended SSTIP and still have work to do pertaining to the aforementioned programme. So even if I had finished " a long time ago" I would have been roaming the corridors of Mzuni so that we clear everything and then I take my leave.
The author, who ever they are, should come out in the open meet me and I will tell them exactly what I have written here.
I am a gentleman, someone who shook hands with Bakili Muluzi and awaiting to shake the hands of Bingu come December.
At 26 not many of us, not even the author's father, had a masters! What the author should do is, count the number of papers they have presented at international conferences while at Mzuni. Call me if you can. You can get my number from that friend of yours.
Lets just post our comments on mzunigossip without targeting other people or mentioning their names.
Tell you what, once i know who you are, and I will find who you are, We will settle this matter amicably.
Thank you.
# posted by : 04 May, 2006
: 04 May, 2006
It is sad that things are becoming hot on this website. I feel what the guy mentioned in the first comment should have done was to keep his mouth shut and not let his feelings known.
I know who the administrator is and is not the guy mentioned. I feel sorry for him that all these things have been said about him.
I like the guy infact. He is not bossy, pompous. He is one hell of a friendly thing.
Once again I feel sorry him!
I know who the administrator is and is not the guy mentioned. I feel sorry for him that all these things have been said about him.
I like the guy infact. He is not bossy, pompous. He is one hell of a friendly thing.
Once again I feel sorry him!
# posted by : 05 May, 2006
: 05 May, 2006
please can you elaborate more on the issue number 7. The one ,finaly who was caught with a yearo!
Time 9:30pm monday.
Time 9:30pm monday.
# posted by : 08 May, 2006
: 08 May, 2006
hey pipo...
this web iz realy hot!! But i wud lyk to warn some stupid fellaz who read the articles and start mentioning (kutchukitsa) names of other pipo just becoz they feel that individual iz attached to the story. If you know the person being hitted, well, fine and good. however, make sure you keep that to yourself since it may apply to many individuals. LETS NOT PERSONILISE THIS....
Concerned
this web iz realy hot!! But i wud lyk to warn some stupid fellaz who read the articles and start mentioning (kutchukitsa) names of other pipo just becoz they feel that individual iz attached to the story. If you know the person being hitted, well, fine and good. however, make sure you keep that to yourself since it may apply to many individuals. LETS NOT PERSONILISE THIS....
Concerned
# posted by : 09 May, 2006
: 09 May, 2006
Why cant you leave Rasta alone? mumamuopa eti? Rasta will remain.Shame on you guys.Komanso donayo siija inawakana aja mumayenda nawo aja? Aja anakalowa muguza mwa mkazi wa mwini? Ngati mumaifuna donayo osangoifunsira bwanji? paja mulibe mfundo chifukwa chake mumayankha foni popanda call ali matama...asatomba inu.............
# posted by : 09 May, 2006
: 09 May, 2006
the banan-haired yaro has infact changed not less than 4 boyfreinds in the just gone 2 weeks and all of the have had they sip from her.
i wonder what she has in her blood she wants to share with guys at mzuni. beware of the freeware.
and to u, banana haired yaro, this is not ur fathers shop to play, or u want us to call the security? security....security...!
i wonder what she has in her blood she wants to share with guys at mzuni. beware of the freeware.
and to u, banana haired yaro, this is not ur fathers shop to play, or u want us to call the security? security....security...!
# posted by : 09 May, 2006
: 09 May, 2006
We humbly warn you (identify yourself) to stop this barbaric and inhumane behaviour.How can someone (we know who you are) like you keep yourself busy with other people's business instead of moving up and down town looking for a job,osati ka ... kakoko.Besides,ndindani anakunena atakunyengera J...? Ukanakhala dolo you couldnt be here competing with undergraduates,it just shows how dull one can be.Moreover gone are the days when one should brag about how many ladies he has shared STD's with.Sometimes you can have beautiful people with no brains and sometimes you can have ugly people who are intelligent.
Warning,if you continue check on saturday,there will be an article at one of the notice boards about you.Munali pompano zaka zanu 4 zonse anthu akuti munali opusa mwachenjera chifukwa cha mowa womwe munayamba chifukwa cha ma frustrations atakunyengerani J...
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warning,if you continue check on saturday,there will be an article at one of the notice boards about you.Munali pompano zaka zanu 4 zonse anthu akuti munali opusa mwachenjera chifukwa cha mowa womwe munayamba chifukwa cha ma frustrations atakunyengerani J...
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# posted by : 10 May, 2006
: 10 May, 2006
If you are serious about bashing this guy then why dont you write up the whole story and e-mail it to mzunigossip@yahoo.co.uk? We will publish it so that the whole student community learns about him?
Remember 'NEW YAROS FEVER AND WA MASITAZI UJA'? It was e-mailed to us by a member of the student's community.
You can do the same!
MzuniGossip administrator
Remember 'NEW YAROS FEVER AND WA MASITAZI UJA'? It was e-mailed to us by a member of the student's community.
You can do the same!
MzuniGossip administrator
Kodi iwe are you phungu? Leave Mzuni students a lone. Utisiye tinjoye,tisupulane ndiponso tisosolane. Chimidzi chimenecho cholonda anzako! Aliyense amadziwa kuti kuli EDZI! VUTO LAKO NCHANI ADA,ngati Zuma amasosola ka Edzi Ife nioyani! Machende ako! Galu
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