MZUNI GOSSIP

It is not difficult to give a desciription of myself but it I find it rather hard to have to tell you what I did last Friday.

You see I am wierdly bearded and have a tendency of being found in the company of ladies. Ladies I dont sleep with! I dont know why but people call me the dean of 'kutchatitsa'. If you see me today then I will probably be carrying a present-bag which will surely contain memory stix. Mn mn mn it looks like I have given myself away.

Anyway, on Friday I was so sozzled to the bone I could not find the way to my room on my own. Mwa mwayi I was shown the way by a friend who had been out drinking with me.

This is becoming hard but when I entered my room I felt the need to go to the loo. I told my matio kuti amwene I gatta use the bathroom. So what did I do? Ndinapita ku toilet.

I walked out of my room and out of my hostel but hey I did not see the thoyazi! I kept walking only to find myself ku LA. What was I wearing? You are asking , right? Well, I was wearing a t-shirt and nothing else.

Did girls see me? Unfortunately yes, two boys and two girls (forestry) but the the good thing is they did not alert their friends.

So what did I do next?

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