MZUNI GOSSIP

The Lord during his days on earth predicted that at the dawn of end times there will be aneneri onyenga, earth quakes, inexplicable phenomena such as tsunamis, odd religious sects and so on and so forth. As a fulfilment of the Lord’s prophecy we’ve all heard of the inception of an odd religious sect whose faithfuls are alleged to engage in human blood sacrifices, engendering fatal accidents (remember the Linthipe accidents?) and all sorts of behaviours contrary to the norms of humanity. The sect known by no other less than “Satanism” is said to glorify the fallen angel Lucipher –Satan.

Rumour is rife that this religious cult is now here at Mzuni. Sources disclose that it was launched (here at Mzuni) last year in November weeks after the launch of CCAPSO. The launch is alleged to have taken place in the Lecture theatre. The majority of its followers are said to be very prominent members of the numerous religious (Christian) movements at the campus while some are hardly practising Christians.

People, why should we claim to belong to the Lord when we know in our hearts we are Satanists? Why deliberately choose eternal misery in hell? Indeed it’s not all who say Lord Lord who say it in truth.

My plea to you is that when the time comes for human blood sacrifices please don’t resort to terminating the lives of Mzuni community members. Again it’s better not to belong to any religious sect (and let God judge you on what you do, not who you belong to) than worship the devil – that’s choosing hell.

To the rest of the community, you can’t tell who the Satanist is – it could your neighbour, mesho, friend, classmate, boyfriend, girlfriend- but just know this; mukadzaona munthu akusekerera palibe nkhani kapena akuvina palibe nyimbo pakati pa usiku dabwa nayeni…..

This is serious!