Saturday, August 26, 2006
What should Mzuni do about this?
See how small our university is? We should do something to curb the massive exodus.
UNIMA continues to hit Mzuni under the belt as everytime it releases names of successful applicants there is always a massive exodus at Mzuni. We might not have ICT (1st year second semester) as all the guys have been given places on UNIMA's numerous programmes.
UNIMA continues to hit Mzuni under the belt as everytime it releases names of successful applicants there is always a massive exodus at Mzuni. We might not have ICT (1st year second semester) as all the guys have been given places on UNIMA's numerous programmes.
Mzuni gossip is giving you a rare chance to comment on this issue and who knows your view might help save tax payers' money!
FINALE GOES AT A GIVE AWAY PRICE!
We did not believe our ears when this spy of ours claimed to have slept with the lady. Why? Because the spy is a yearo and the lady? A finale. These things happen dont they?
So the chick decides to show people her true self. And how does she do it? In manner an amateur, a novice would despise. Sleeping with five guys in three days.
We are calling it sex hangover! Nanga si after her teacher-boyfriend dumped her on the grounds that she was having sex with a ground worker she was sex-hungry for 1 year and when offers started coming her way the flood gates were opened.
So far so good. But who is this lady? I could hear you asking? Well, let us describe her.
She was in musu as a vice something something. She has fake swellings in the sides and a rather not sexy voice.
So the chick decides to show people her true self. And how does she do it? In manner an amateur, a novice would despise. Sleeping with five guys in three days.
We are calling it sex hangover! Nanga si after her teacher-boyfriend dumped her on the grounds that she was having sex with a ground worker she was sex-hungry for 1 year and when offers started coming her way the flood gates were opened.
So far so good. But who is this lady? I could hear you asking? Well, let us describe her.
She was in musu as a vice something something. She has fake swellings in the sides and a rather not sexy voice.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Alumni meet and yaro girls!
How many days does it take mzuni gossip to edit a story? I heard you ask!
Ma guy we are on holiday ndiye to find one internet cafe here in lilongwe takes K100 and to write one story costs K230 and to publish it another K100 has to be burnt. It is not easy ku holide kuno!
Well, you remember that second-selection chick who comes from the music township of Balakasi? Inu ujayi ali ndi boby structure ngati mkaladi uja? Eya! That one!
She was seen in the company of an alumnus who happened to be her former teacher ku secondary school. The two were seen disappearing into the girls room cha mma 9pm and the guy left the room the following day cha mma 10am.
Well, two people, a guy and a chick, can be in a room for more than even ten hours without doing chopi chopi! Yes, but wait. I happened to be with this yearo guy who wanted to sleep with the girl but the noises we heard kuchokera mu room'mo suggested otherwise.
The yearo guy who had been looking forward to the Eve-Adam stuff cursed on top of his voice and lost his hard on in the process.
Gossip! Gossip! Gossip! Gossip! Gossip!
Ma guy we are on holiday ndiye to find one internet cafe here in lilongwe takes K100 and to write one story costs K230 and to publish it another K100 has to be burnt. It is not easy ku holide kuno!
Well, you remember that second-selection chick who comes from the music township of Balakasi? Inu ujayi ali ndi boby structure ngati mkaladi uja? Eya! That one!
She was seen in the company of an alumnus who happened to be her former teacher ku secondary school. The two were seen disappearing into the girls room cha mma 9pm and the guy left the room the following day cha mma 10am.
Well, two people, a guy and a chick, can be in a room for more than even ten hours without doing chopi chopi! Yes, but wait. I happened to be with this yearo guy who wanted to sleep with the girl but the noises we heard kuchokera mu room'mo suggested otherwise.
The yearo guy who had been looking forward to the Eve-Adam stuff cursed on top of his voice and lost his hard on in the process.
Gossip! Gossip! Gossip! Gossip! Gossip!
Is he really going for a phd?
Rumors are rife that two of the first cohort of anyamata a masitazi anakhoza ndi distinction and one of them is bound for Germany kukapanga phd (permanent head damage).
Koma akulu akulu news reaching mzuni gossip suggests that this aint true as none of the masters guys has submitted their thesis and that none of them knows their grade (thesis').
The question that one respondent asked during our fact finding mission left us feeling that the story was fabricated so that the skirt-chasing masitazi guy should no longer have customers in the kubaya business.
Naga si maguy anawona kuti e!e!e! mfanayu zikumuyendera kwambiri ndiye when they wanted him out of business they thought it (discrediting him on grounds of 'not going for a phd') would work.
But the masitazi guy is back! With a bang? Watch this space!
Koma akulu akulu news reaching mzuni gossip suggests that this aint true as none of the masters guys has submitted their thesis and that none of them knows their grade (thesis').
The question that one respondent asked during our fact finding mission left us feeling that the story was fabricated so that the skirt-chasing masitazi guy should no longer have customers in the kubaya business.
Naga si maguy anawona kuti e!e!e! mfanayu zikumuyendera kwambiri ndiye when they wanted him out of business they thought it (discrediting him on grounds of 'not going for a phd') would work.
But the masitazi guy is back! With a bang? Watch this space!
